I write other things somewhere else. I write about baseball cards, mostly. I'm sorry to disappoint you. I'm through trying to impress people (I was through something like 7 years ago, but I didn't know how to tell you.)
The most exciting things in my life right are entirely more mundane than anything I've ever bored you with here. But that is a good thing.
Next week: state fair grease!
Two weeks from now: the world*!
(*by the world, I totally meant some crappy town I used to live in...)